Tag: humor
group name: everythingyo
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November 07, 2007 10:48 AM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I . . . more
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July 15, 2007 02:08 PM EDT --
WORDS OF WISDOM
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it ---- .
then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing . . . more
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August 12, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
(from email)
SUBJECT: Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house.
She saw her daughter-in . . . more
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April 04, 2008 10:34 PM EST --
Oh, It Was Nothing, Really..
A team of researchers from the University . . . more
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October 06, 2008 02:25 PM EDT --
Some folks have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall nots' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.
The Southern Ten Commandments
( actually . . . more
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August 01, 2007 02:47 PM EDT --
I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal!
Car upside down in the bay - see guy standing on it?
Call out the wrecker!
Coming back up...coming...coming
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July 16, 2007 11:26 PM EDT --
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
1. Use the first letter of your first name . . . more
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August 11, 2007 08:32 AM EDT --
Today lets list songs that contain a persons name in the title or lyrics. It can be a woman's name, a man's name, a pets name; you name it! C):-)
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August 27, 2007 09:53 AM EDT --
In this game, you stick random things into a vending machine. The next person describes what you received and then places his or her own object in. An example would be:
I insert a free lunch
The . . . more
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March 06, 2007 11:17 AM EST --
Bank Robbery Didn’t Pay
Some years ago I was having a tire repaired at a gas station next to a bank. As I sat waiting I noticed activity and shouting near the entrance to the bank . . . more
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June 16, 2007 09:14 AM EDT --
Manure: In the 16th & 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped . . . more
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July 30, 2007 02:28 PM EDT --
(from email)
A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General
Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams
practiced long and hard . . . more
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June 24, 2007 02:23 PM EDT --
(from email)
Take a close look at the "unique" comouflage used on this helicopter! :)
. . . more
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July 10, 2007 11:41 PM EDT --
(from email)
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think . . . more
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October 26, 2007 10:07 AM EDT --
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
~ Laurence J. Peter
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October 03, 2008 02:15 PM EDT --
New Hillbilly Smoke Detector!
Complete with "pop-up" timer you . . . more
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September 12, 2007 11:22 AM EDT --
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or . . . more
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December 30, 2007 01:22 PM EST --
A new word game. I will think of a word, then take the first letter of that word and start a sentence. The next person adds to the sentence by using the next letter of the word . The last word in the . . . more
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January 15, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
The Explanation of Life...
The first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, Iwill give you a life span . . . more
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June 29, 2007 07:23 AM EDT --
(From e-mail)
I'm a little worried about this marriage..
Lunch time at the museum!
. . . more
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